Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Breaking News: Kirk gets a girlfriend, but its NOT Fiz! Plus Blanche gets her hair done, and the birth of the POWERHUG!

As you might of seen, Bombshell Blanche has been seen sporting a sexy barnet, pictured here with a rare smile special for the camera.
Blanche, fresh out of the hairdressers after some fuss with Audrey, came into the Rovers Return for her usual pint of Sherry, went up to Harry, and yelled smuggly: - "Yes. Yes I have!"
Harry, (ex Bad Girls crooner Jim Fenner) looked at her perplexed, sputting "Eh?"
Sexpot Blanche smiled: "Had me hair done."
Harry then made the one liner "Quickly Oh, I thought you'd come on your moped!" sending Blanche back to Deidree's to get her sherry fix with the usual bitter frown.

Roy comes a cropper to the power of Becky's powerhugs. The chain smoking ex-criminal goes further to show us her new peaceful ways. In a shocker to local entreprenur Roy Cropper, shes seen groping our Roy, to which he pushes her away saying "No Becky, no more powerhugs."

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